When you have red hair and live in England, you are a gargoyle.
When you are a gargoyle, you become 343.
When you become 343, you join Halo Nation.
When you join Halo Nation, you act like a suckup.
When you act like a suckup, you get nominated for chat mod.
When you get nominated for chat mod, you lose the nomination.
And when you lose the nomination, you cause a shitstorm for over two years.
Don't cause a shitstorm for over two years.