When you play Halo but suck at it, you join Halopedia.

When you join Halopedia, you take the username CookieMonstersayshello.

When you take the username CookieMonstersayshello, people think you're a troll.

When people think you're a troll, you become a troll.

When you become a troll, you piss off the admins.

When you piss off the admins, you get banned indefinitely.

And when you get banned indefinitely, you keep creating sockpuppets to annoy people with.

Don't create sockpuppets to annoy people with.