- All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
- Lif is too short.
- Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
- Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
- I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
- If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
- It is sure knife to meet you.
- Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
- Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
- To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
- Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
- How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
- Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
- Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
- Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
- Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
- The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
- Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
- I was releaved after raking the yard.
- My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
- Cows are udderly hilarious.
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